“Sorry Not Sorry” – Not Written By… Pacman Jones

The shit has hit the fan. I know y’all hate me for saying that Antonio was faking an injury. But, I promise you one thing… That bastard definitely winked at me! Then, after that, he twitched at me and groaned a little while drooling from the corner of his mouth. Now that I think about it, he might have been concussed after all. In fact, he was probably having a seizure. But, I’m not a doctor. I’m just a football player who saw an opposing football player mocking me with his dumb limp body. I ain’t no fool. I know mocking when I see it!

As far as the infamous hit goes, I ain’t gonna change the way I play. The league can penalize me or fine me or whatever. I’ve learned to play this way and I can’t go unlearning that. My coaches have taught me to relentlessly hit opposing players. Even if they’re laying motionless, hit them again if at all possible. Then, when you can’t hit them any more, do your best to verbally assault them and taunt them mercilessly. Finally, if the opportunity presents itself, continue to berate them in the days following the game. So, I can’t help it if that’s the way I play. That’s just me, man. Blame my coaches if you want to blame somebody. It’s just ingrained in my football DNA!

Everyone wants me to apologize. Tell you what, if you want an apology from Pacman… Sorry not sorry! You better get comfortable ’cause you’re going to be waiting a long time for an apology! Steelers suck! Go Bengals!

– Not Written By… Adam “Pacman” Jones



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